At long last…Due to popular demand, CBD FTP presents to you…our beloved and loyal peoples…
Dark. CBD. Gummies.
*thunderous applause, cheers and/or screams*
We wanted to produce a gummy, but we refused to compromise on our motto “if it ain’t raw, it ain’t right.”
So to solve this conundrum, we called in the heavy artillery: Wizards.
Yes, it required nothing short of wizardry to imbue our unrivaled dark full spectrum CBD extract into a delightful fruity VEGAN gummy cube.
How’s the taste you ask?
It’s like a slice of heaven from your local farmers’ market.
Your choice of fresh mango, raw strawberry, or ripe watermelon will make your taste buds scream for more!
That’s saying something since full spectrum products tend to taste very earthy.
Now you can have your cake and eat it too! (and by “cake” we of course mean “unrefined, dark hemp extract with a full spectrum cannabinoid profile, terpenes, and an arsenal of phytonutrients.)
SAY NO TO ISOLATE GUMMIES & YES TO THE REAL DEAL.
REAL. DARK. FULL SPECTRUM.
Suggested use:
1-2 gummies as needed, most go for after breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Adjust intake if you need to. Everyone has different tolerances to cannabinoids so experiment on yourself to find your perfect dose.
Try not to get carried away and eat the whole bottle…unless that’s your intent, in which case we legally must ask you to not eat an entire bottle at once. You’ll have none for breakfast tomorrow!
Don’t be annoyed! Have a Noid!
<3 TeamFTP
zengigi@gmail.com (verified owner) –
I’m a huge fan of NOIDS™ CBD softgels 25mg – 96 count (2,400mg)! I logged on recently to the FTP’s site to re-order and the NOID Gummy Ads kept popping up. The descriptions made them sound extremely comparable to softgels re: strength. And since the gummy is something I could nibble on as needed, I decided to give them a go. They seem to be very effective (strength wise), however, the descriptions touted expressively that they had a GREAT TASTE? (**How’s the taste you ask? It’s like a slice of heaven from your local farmers’ market. Your choice of fresh mango, raw strawberry, or ripe watermelon will make your taste buds scream for more! That’s saying something since full spectrum products tend to taste very earthy.) **This is where they fell short for me! I wouldn’t mind if they had a slight bite to them, but this particular batch was, well, gross. They barely resemble anything watermelon… forget a slice of heaven from your local farmers’ market! HAHA. The after taste is even worse. Each time I eat one I wish I had not shifted my decision — based on the “bait”. Not sure it the other gummy flavors taste any better (or resemble the flavor promised, but at $90+ I don’t think I’ll be exploring them. If you are sensitive to strong bitter tastes, I’d suggest you skip this product completely. The NOIDS™ CBD softgels might be a good alternative for you. Sigh.
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